Sunday, December 16, 2007

Flavor Samples

Some thoughts, maybe an insight, perhaps an experience:
1) Today, whilst getting my hurr cut, I witnessed the oddest exchange ever between the hair cutting enthusiast and the schleepy looking, balding man getting his hurr cut too. He totally wanted to tap it so badly. She was a million times out of his league and like at least 20 years younger than he. She was also super Long Island-y. We were the only people in the whole place. The song on the radio was just these two lines over and over again: "Ooooh ooo diamond girl/ You're my diamond girl." Then after that, the song very abruptly changes to this woman having the most mind-blowing orgasm ever. Its borderline offensive. Luckily the person cutting my hurr put the blow dryer on just as he asked "So how did you get into this industry?" I snorted to myself. It was awkward. For everyone.

2) I like that there is no longer an "is" anymore. Let's not be rash and talk about it or make statuses like "Allie LOVES there is no longer an "is" in her status." I hate awkward gerunds as much as the next guy but like, omg srsly?

3) I love end of the year lists. Especially if something I like is on it. It makes me feel validated.

On a sidenote: Talking about blogging is almost as cool as blogging. Almost. Expect a post later today on last night's activities.

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