My boss said through his mustache immediately after asking how my graduation was (post to come!). That's right I went back to work today and never in my life have I been more bored. I've never felt like I should be somewhere else so much. Not much happened today because nothing ever really happens at work. I just sort of file and catalog and sit in front of a computer and not really talk to anybody but the kind 57-year-old Colombian janitor, Jose.
This was the highlight of the day: I went to 7-11 on break.
I got Vitamin Water because I LOVE pretense.
I got Red Bull because I was wiped and didnt feel like making Id A's Secret 7-11 Blend.
I got a Brownie Krispy Kreme Muffin because that exists, apparently.
I got a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos because I'm gross.
I put the Red Bull in the Vitamin Water which turned it to urine. Like, I'm no chemist but I'm pretty sure that's what happened. It looked like urine, it smelt like urine, so that's what I'm going to assume urine tastes like. If it was like a duck and talks like a duck...
I only ate top half of the muffin which cancelled out why I got it when I could've just gotten a regular brownie and spent less.
Also, did I make a black friend today? Only time will tell.
PS: There will be a post about the events of June 3rd. I just don't know if I'm going to write it COUGH.
PPS: SPOILER ALERT: There is nowhere for me to masturbate at work now. This is HORRIBLE. You all should've heard this story at least once.
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