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In a day I did nothing except procrastinate about doing my applications, I thought of my fake NYU supplement more than my real one.

Describe a trait or characteristic that has been passed along to you by your family. Tell us why you like or dislike this part of yourself.
White skin. I think my opinion of this is pretty obvious.

New York City is an essential element of academic and cultural life at NYU. If you could start a club or service organiztion at NYU, what would it be and how could you envision it impacting the larger community?
Um, how does that first sentence relate to the question? But anyway, I would start a club for people who like doing ordinary things like ironing, checking emails, naked. It would be called "The Club for People Who Like Doing Ordinary Things Like Ironing, Checking Emails, Naked." It would impact the larger community (you mean fatties, right?) by letting them know where they are not wanted so they don't even try to hang out, for real, like fat people are gross. Also it would stop sexual offenders on campus because they would be too busy sexually offending each other to sexually offend others.

You have been selected to sing in a talent show. What song would you choose? Why?
I answer your question with a question: Who is at this talent show? Is it people I am already friends with? People I want to be friends with? My grandparents? Regardless, the song would be "Hate That I Love You" by Rihanna (Ed. note: YAY!) and some guy who is totes black (Ed. note: BOO!) I feel that this song is timeless and would reveal to all three groups (and only those groups) a little about me. That/Those revelation/s: I am awesome and my iPod doesn't work in my car.

Please tell us what led you to select your anticipated academic program and/or NYU school/college, and what interests you most about your intended discipline.
Actually this is a good question. To find out who my real dad is, that's what.