Sunday, September 16, 2007

Everybody vs. The Shitfucker

It has been a while, kids, hasn't it? Daddy's sorry he wasn't there when you hit the home run. Good for you, pal!

SO anyway. Owns Me was embroiled in full fledged war this week. The usual players. There was physical violence. It was also the most hilarious physical violence ever. Just picture a walrus trying to eat a penguin but instead of the penguin running a way he's just laughing. Which reminds me, our Friend, Royale With Cheese wll now be known as Art Vandal-ay. Good one Polo Bear. Maybe you shouldn't have stolen it and maybe I shouldn't have forgotten.

Shitfucker eventually came to his very limited senses and decided to reach an accord with the Worker Bees. We fucking won though because we totally got the satisfaction of the Shitfucker acknowledging that he fucks shit and is just a general terrible person.

Other shit happened too.

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