Or: A Million Little Pieces. And then it hit me like a ton of bricks.
Uday Pulaski: How many times in the past month have you eaten Chipotle?
Id A: I dont know, maybe, like, ten times.
Holy Shit. That's a lot. Like, more than anyone should ever be eating ever. Especially if it's your only real meal in a day. But fortunately it only stays in your system for like two minutes.
I am an addict, and the first step is admitting. I can not go a week without eating a burrito. Only a burrito from Chipotle, because Taco Bell is for poor people.
My addiction has gotten so bad its effected my relationships. Or, at least the one I have with Elena (Ilena?) She knows exactly who I am and what I'm gonna order. She tries to have a conversation but I'm not the kind of person who talks. At least when they're hungry, or the other half is Hispanic. Well, 100% Hispanic. And the help.
Speaking of Mexicans, I have been SO lazy with this whole "college" deal.
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