Dry Spell

The members of FNBS minus V.I. Melanin (for reasons known to us but by no means weird or medical), Id A, Uday Pulaski, Produce Pete, and the Schmelter [Get Well Soon, btdubs] are hereby involved in an abstinance-off. NO MASTURBATING. I know I said earlier sometime that I would post on this weblog about masturbating, so here you go.

Now, all I want to do is jack it.*

We're not sure what is won, but there will be a winner. February 1, DAY ONE.

*This is a half-lie, ALL I ever want to do is jack it.