Voyages into the Unknown

Since nothing is private, I cleaned out my drawers and closet and living quarters today and here is what I found:
A lot of floss.
Untold amounts of buttons
A cartoon I did sophomore year of someone in my biology class murdering me
Three Discmans (Discmen?)!
Some really powerful Certs that must have been in my sock drawer since 2003
About 12 Chapsticks
Relatively few socks
Two toothbrushes, both still in the packaging
A toy that would be fun for children in the 1700s
Two ID necklaces from my non-job (oh boy)
Enough pens and pencils to open my own Office Max (not a Staples, though.)
My cell phone charger from two years ago
Five HSFA shirts (three of which were the exact same)
GameBoy Color
Anything from any college ever/ all the mail I have ever received.
Three unused notebooks
Empty boxes of Oreos, Good & Plenty, Twizzlers and Soft Baked Cookies
A condom wrapper*
A check for $75
A lot of old technology
So many SAT vocab cards my head exploded
Those beer cans from Brother A (again)
Clothes from American Eagle I haven’t worn since eighth grade
An unopened soldering iron that I bought for the art project that never was (with receipt!)
Crime and Punishment (with receipt!)

*I share a room with my brother. I knew it wasn't mine, like, obviously. This was HORRIFYING.