We Should Only Trust Certain "Bros"

To be honest, I forgot that I had a blog, and that I had this blog until last night. I believe it was the line "I blog to differ." That was magical. But, perhaps, the reason why I forgot that I have this is because nothing "blogworthy" has happened. Everything (except Friday) has been "blogunworthy." Is this blog turning a new leaf? Is it becoming more mature sine "The Contest" (post still to come on side effects, this time I promise)? No, and no. I am still Id A everyone is still everyone else. We still do the same things. One new thing we (well, some of us) was skip school. Because we are total fucking badass muthafukkaz.

It was Friday, Leap Day. Everything was out of whack. We all lied to "the Man" and did not go to school. The "we" being Id A, Uday Pulaski, Produce Pete, and The Schmelter. Why did we skip school all on the same day? Not even with other people, like a "Seniorrrrrrrr Cut Dayyy 'oh8"? The answer: We all love gay sex.

The bros come to my house at 12. This is a first as my house doesn't actually exist in the same dimension as other houses. Time actually stops when you enter it. We roll over in Wesley Snipes to fucking Moe's Southwestern Grille in Bro City (not my best.) Moe's is shitty. In fact, I'm willing to describe it as "Worst Place in Universe." There's all this curly-cue shit on the walls, and the decor is horrible, and the help doesn't look you in the eye, and the food is the shittiest food ever. Its the exact same thing as Taco Bell only you have to pay more for it and no one's drunk. Also, they leave this shit on the table that's supposed to be this like Moe's newspaper but really its just this anti-Chipotle propaganda. I was outraged and my skin was crawling. I took a shit for 20 minutes after. It was also the "Worst Shit in the Universe." (I have no shame in this.) Chipotle still remains as "Best Place in the Universe."

Then we all had to watch Uday Pulaski spend his winnings at Mecca. It was still fucking better than Moe's. The only thing worse than Moe's is Physics (or as my Chinese stalker nonfriend put it "fizix" (she is a stupid whore with no personality except "annoying.") I think I was also a winner at Mecca that day. I walked out of there with a shirt that only cost me five dollars. Yes, you read that correctly. 500 pennies. Then there was some more shopping. Some new adventures.

Hours later, three-fourths of us found our way to TGIF Fridays. I got the uj (Jack Daniel's Pulled Pork sandwich, what else?*) This wonderful meal was followed by Pictionary. That I don't want to get into because I try not to acknowledge things that don't succeed for me. Bai.

*Expect a post sometime in the relatively near future about eating healthy and working out. I started this mission today. Mostly because I hate myself and don't want to eat Nutrageous for lunch anymore.