So remember that time I came back to civilization.

After an eternity in no man’s land NY and the the big ham town, it feels fantastic to return to the land of All-American and internet access. Unfortunately, I’m spending my first full day back inside a cold and fluorescent office building answering phones instead of enjoying the surf and laughing at Shoobies at the beach (yes, that was a Rocket Power reference). But, as for the last week, here’s my life in list form.

- The day of independence came and went, and we had good times while some had good alchie. But, expect a post on that eventful day later on.
- I drive, no really like not momma-frau, I drive to no man’s land. Over two bridges and through the woods we went… and we listened to Chris Brown the whole way, so life was pretty good.
- When I arrived in the old country I was greeted by family members of all different types. Uncles, and aunts, and cousins OH MY. But after the warm welcome, it turned back into the Boringville I know and love.
- I watched no tv, so I missed I love money. Tragic.
- I barely got to check my FB. Devastation.
- I had to spend quality time with people who think that I will amount to nothing in my life because all I do is watch tv. But like, come on. If you don’t watch the trashy tv I enjoy, you aren’t living life to the fullest. I’ll defend I love NY and Gossip Girl until the end of time.
- I saw the newest Will Smith action adventure movie HanCOCK. No, it may not have been Casablanca, but it was fairly entertaining and at least I wasn’t sitting on the couch staring at the carpet. Plus, mammafrau cried. I didn’t really understand how she thought it was that touching, but you know it was cute times.
- I ventured off into yet antoher long car ride, and because mammafrau and one too many vino’s, I was behind the wheel yet again. It’s kind of an exhilarating feeling driving on Route 12 for two hours behind an 80-year old man… if by exhilarating you understand that I meant torture.
- Once I hit the big ham town, daddyfrau, mammafrau, and myself checked into the red-roof inn where I finally watched tv. I got a few hardy chuckles out of Old School, despite the fact that I’ve seen that movie about a hundred times.
- Orientation was good times. I picked classes. That’s about it.
- Back to no man’s land. We mini-golfed? Yes, we did. That was the most exciting part about the trip.
- I finished a certain book for Anne Frank’s graduation present. Bravo me. It only took 3 years. But you know, once you pop the fun don’t stop, and now I like to read? Huh? I can read? No, stop pulling my leg.
- I arrive home.
- I go to the Schmelter’s interesting and intense partido del beisbol. I finally see my friends again!!
- I go to work.
- I write this blog.
- I need to get a real life.

And that’s about it. I can’t wait to hear all about the fantastic bro-cation to OCMD. Except I’m very jealous of it. So ta ta for now. And BTW, I’m very impressed with this blog as of late. Good job team.

xoxo,
Fraulien