Monday, July 7, 2008

Summer Activities Log

But first, this blog is in my "Popular" links on my Mac. This blog is not popular. That is irony.

And now for the meat, a day like this I haven't had in over a month. I missed it ever so much:
(To preface: Last night at around 12:21 I fell asleep with computer still on Youtube, open on Brother A's bed in the sweat-soaked disgusting clothes I had been in all day. At 4:27, I finally migrated to own bed but not before tripping over hipster-clothes containing bagPOST TO COME!)
-10:13 Wake-up.
-10:14 E!'s Countdown of the 30 Best and Worst Beach Bods. I didn't even follow it through to the end because...
-11:36 FAMILY MEETING!!! Parents A "didn't feel well" today and postponed Illadelphia, cancelling the Deep Fry "party" (of four). Things discussed: Who are these people you are always with, Id A? OCMD discussed, finalized, tomorrow.
-12ish-1ish FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
-one o'clock (kinda) Cement fancy-pantsness and spend the next hour and a half on The New York Times Website. I immediately take this away but jumping from the NYT Website to, of all places, Facebook.
-2:46 I guess: Non-blahg blogs are back from July 4th break! I was starting to get the shakes.
-3:34-4:16 Shath (shower-bath). I erase all the Earth friendliness I practiced yesterday by sitting in the shower for that amount of time.
-4:16-4:48 Sit on bed in nothing but towel watching VH1, only wishing I Love Money were on. Sexxxy, no? No, it is not. It is MINDBLOWINGLY SEXXXY.
-4:56- 5:24 FACEBOOK chat with The Rabbi about some incriminating (not me) pictures. Also, The Schmelter makes a brief and fractured Internet appearance.
-5:32- 5:50 Stop at supermarket for two items: Cheez-Its and Archway Dutch Cocoa cookies. I am disgusting and currently regret both of these purchases. Also, go to bank. This makes me feel not so gross and more growed-up.
-6:01 Chipotle.
-6:34 Things of an internet nature. And then this.

Expect a sexxxy post from someone about the sexxxy boyventures (not like that) to, during, and from OCMD. ROAD TRIP!!!!1

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