Saturday, July 28, 2007

Binoculars? BINOCULARS!?

Id A had a very bizarre dream last night. One that I think trumps the "driving-my-pillow-(like a boogie board)-getting-pulled-over-for-speeding" dream.

I am with Sister A and we are seeing a documentary about Brazil (?). I say "I hope the say thing that happened to South America happens to Africa. Y'know, so people will want to go there." Sister A: "That would be really good for the future." I have to go to the bathroom, only it's one GIANT room with separate stalls for different genders. Inside the stalls is all the regular shit-- it is, being a movie theatre bathroom, kind of dirty-- except for a switch that makes the glass door go opaque. Anyway, I'm pissing (standing up, THANK YOU) and hear this noise but ignore because I have to REALLY pee. I zip up and there's this lady in safari gear with binoculars examining the toilet paper dispenser IN THE STALL WITH ME. I turn around really fast and scream "Wha! Wha? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE YOU PSYCHO BITCH!" She looks at her super-tall husband (who isn't in the stall but looking over the wall because HE IS JUST THAT TALL) and she says in a Fargo-accent "Uh-oh. He spotted me." all calm-like. I rush out of the stall.

Everything is spinning and blurry at this point and there is a rather large African-American gentleman who says in a really deep voice "Shit, you all right?" I start banging into the walls and shit like that and finally I put my head down at the sink and start laughing/crying "She was--- she was--- she was in the stall when I was PEEING!"

BOOM! Dream Ends. Was it the cause of all this fracas?

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