Sunday, July 29, 2007

Desperate Youth, Not-So-Thirsty Babes

Previously: A quarter-Jew (quarter as in 1/4. not money, YOU BIGOT) was named Mort Zuckerman.

Id A: Did you read the thing about old people?
Mort Zuckerman: Yeah, when am I gonna be in it?
Id A: When we have a conversation witty enough.
Mort Zuckerman: I'm too drunk.
Id A: Also, I realized there's already someone called Mort Zuckerman, so your name's been changed to The Rabbi.
The Rabbi: YAY!
Id A: This is getting posted.
The Rabbi: You're a posted.

That was The Rabbi, and that's pretty much how he is all the time. Really.

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