So today, I saw this show called "Mad Men" and it has all these really sexy people and they all are in sexy '60s close and they are young sexy and have sex a lot. I know this show is fictional and all, but I couldn't help but think "Wow these people would be really old now. Like they're vaginas would be all cob-webby and there penises (first time I've actually typed that word and I REALLY wasn't sure how many -es's there should be) would be all wrinkly and just gray pubes galore."
But then I thought, "Like even the actors playing their kids would be old enough to be all saggy and disgusting and old."
And then I realized that I really FUCKING HATE ALL OLD PEOPLE (except for my grandma and grandpa -- they give me money!). It's not because I see them as a drain on society, because doesn't everybody?, but it's because they act so entitled. And it's not just because I HATE when people pay for cantaloupes or some easily chewed fruit with coupons but it's because I am busy. I am too busy to hear about "the war" or how things are so much more expensive and seriously that cantaloupe is like 87 cents, can't you just pay in cash -- ney, change?
But above old people I really hate it when pretty much old people talk about how old they are. Again, I am busy and you're deteriorating vision/back/general physical health is of no interest to me.
In closing, old(ish) people = FUCKING TERRIBLE.
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