Dr. Shill

Since when did doctors become TERRIBLE high school guidance counselors? Seriously, I'm just curious.

Dr. "Every Choice is a Life Choice": Ok, your breathing is normal, hearing good. [abruptly] If it's between getting in trouble with mom or"he doesn't look so drunk", which do you choose?
Id A: (...)
Dr. "Every Choice is a Life Choice": (...)
Id A: (...)
Dr. "Every Choice is a Life Choice": Would your mother be mad if you called her at 3 AM?
Id A: (...)
Dr. "Every Choice is a Life Choice": Do YOU want ME to tell HER about a contract?
Id A: Um, no. I don't think so.
Dr. "Every Choice is a Life Choice": Wow, so going into 12th grade! Any idea what school you want to got to? I went to Penn.
Id A: (...)

And then, I coughed. Twice.