ARTventures and Other Stories.

So, on the last day of our last Christmas break as high school students, FNBS took an outing to the Whitney. Fucked up shit. Good fucked up shit. We learned that some people are still really angry about racism. Subways are hard and cabs are easy. Slide are fun, for some people. Facebook pictures are elusive. Flash photography is prohibited. Speedymussolini blocks narrow passages well. Causing rucous is fun. Security guards are terrible. The Schmelter is an eagle. Id A learned he never wanted to walk through Times Square ever again because it made him feel stupid. So that was Wednesday.

Thursday saw the advent of school/ the birth of four months of nothing. Literally. Nothing is going to happen in school except for the most ridiculously timed science project ever. That's about it. Id A doesn't have any English homework due until March 31. He'll let you know how it goes. He is also debating minoring in English as well. Because he is a nerd who refers to himself in the third person.

Saturday saw Id A's first college interview. And, this one was a biggie. It was awesome though. She was awesome. We soaked up each other's awesomeness. I hope she felt the same way. It was also the day that marked Id A's completion of 99% of anything remotely related to college applications. Grandma A's 80th birthday was that day too. There was no Decadence Cake so I could not ask for "extra decadence." Then Uday Pulaski, Produce Pete and Id A watched "Requiem For a Dream" (some of us for the first time), avoided my new Frenemy, and fed a cat a taco at one in the morning. Good Times.

Sunday saw Id A extremely frustrated and covered in goo that hardened way too quickly. He's still peeling it off.

This weekend looks promising: a more joyous reunion of the greatest people ever (Id A, Thought Thief, Pony Party and Lightweight Paper), and a concert I'm less than mildly excited about but more than completely apathetic toward.

Also, there hasn't been a post about masturbation in a long time. So, SPOILER ALERT there will be a post about masturbation sometime soon.