BROFEST 2: BROLECTRIC BROGALOO

Last night saw the second part in a series of BROFESTs. It was held at V.I.'s and it was simply smashing. Beer pong? Check. Picture taking? Check. People showing up entirely too late and a run on alcohol? Check. Even though some Womanbeast hid poison somewhere only for herself it was a really awez (awesome) night. A few points:



Bass Enterprises (Id A and Anne Frank) are just kind of bad (not TERRIBLE, but bad) at beer pong. I feel like we have potential though with some Karate Kid-style practice. Who will be our Mr. Miyagi though? Will it be you? Or you? Or you? This game of beer pong happened after Uday Pulsaki and I went to Sev's to buy cups and ping pong balls. It was very stealth. Not only did we have to ask where the balls were, but I like shouted "HERE THEY ARE!" Do you think that cashiers just expect this? Like they obviously knew what it was for, right?



Taking pictures is fun. Especially when bananas and melons are involved. It is also fun when some of the pictures are very paparazzi-esque (cough V.I. cough) Mrs. Schmelter makes a very good photographer. I recommend her for any event you may have in the future. It is even more fun when everyone is looking fucking good. Like serious all members of FNBS+S'n'B were really fuckable (in a good way) last night. I mean, I ALWAYS look good (so hipster-y last night), but you guys really went balls to the wall(s). HAHA LOL JP JK NP, BRO.



Its cool meeting people you don't know. Especially if you are cliquey and make group snap judgments. Like WTFUCK was the deal with the girl and the door. I understand you want to be a good friend and getting grounded sucks with like nine X's but it was 19 degrees out last night. But like, you can also welcome a new member into a group, i.e. Nadezhda. Being cliquey is just more fun. Stop lying to yourself, it is. Its not like we just sat with each other all night. We mingled. Kind of.



I guess I do a good Tyra Banks impression. I can also "work it." I don't remember who said "let's play America's Next Top Model!" but wish a thousand years of blessings on you. I also bless Uday Pulaski's cousin, V.I,'s geometry notebook, and Mrs. Schmelter for driving me home.



Today I had an interview with Big Red, and I was totally "there" for it, so points to me. Also, today was the first time I had IHOP and saw Fight Club in one sitting. What would I do without you guys?