I'm not sure what's been going on with me lately, but I've been fascinated by illegal substances. Most notably cocaine and ecstasy. (LOVE TO PARTY)
Obviously, I am not doing these drugs. I go to Catholic school. XTC (LOVE TO PARTY) isn't really that big in F**** ******. Actually, I overheard someone ask someone else "Does she do cocaine?" Maybe I'm just missing it. Who knows?
There were two incidents today, both in physics, because if you've ever needed drugs to do something, it would have to be this class.
Incident 1: I am paying Uday Pulaski for the concert ticket but because I am an asshole I have to count out the money into his hand slowly. Someone (probably stupid) says "Look at [Id A] with the big bills!" My response: "SHHHH! I'M TRYING TO SCORE SOME COKE!!!!!1!!!" (LOVE TO PARTY) Then, I banged my hands on my desk like I was doing a drumroll and had a bunch of angry, Tourette's-like outbursts.
Later, I said to Speedymussolini that the Frog Prince would be much more entertaining (and he is already very entertaining) if we were all high on ecstasy. (LOVE TO PARTY) I do drink a lot of water.
Then I fake-cried the rest of the afternoon. "Why do you act like this?"
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