These Shows RULE! These Shows SUCK!

Some background: "GO TO THE CONCERT!" said everybody. "NO." said Id A. However, I said I would go not soon afterward. But then I had a totally awesome dinner with Pony Party and Thought Thief and they were like "Let's go see Lightweight Paper and "Black Pussy" (not a nickname) in the city tomorrow [the same day as said concert]." I cancelled and felt like an asshole. But like, yeah. So I went to "Black Pussy" (which is awesome and totally up my alley and fun to say) and I was about to leave the isle of Manhattan I bump into FNBS + "Group Name TBD". I went to the concert, admittedly against my will, admittedly my first, admittedly said that it was my first concert and I am beyond the age of 12. But, hey, I have a blog.

It should be noted, I am no fan of ska. There were also a bunch of ska kids sitting in front of me on my train in. They were TERRIBLE.

So, we go to the venue, wait in line. I start a polemic against my new Enemy (not Frenemy because a) we are friends now and b) I do not consider Enemy my friend at all.) It is agreed that he is kind of terrible. No? But we get in and like, I'm not NOT going to say it, there were more than a few terrible there (more on that later.)

Id A, Anne Frank, and Fraulein Schmelter take the seats. None of us were interested in doing whatever was going on on the floor and we were certainly not crowd surfing. We were gabbing. We gab. We gabbed about the presesnt FNBS members (all except V.I. Melanin) and the people around us. And one on the other other side of the theatre that I know. First, this girl, lets call her Insatiable, starting making out with her obviously older, obviously skeevy boyfriend (?). It was al very PG-13 and disgusting. But then, the jeans were unzipped and some ish went down. There was fingerfucking going on. IN PUBLIC! (more on that later)

Opening bands go on. A girl is mistaken for a boy, but she like totally plays it off really cool which kind of makes her the most awesome people ever. Of the ba(d)nds (not my best) was called Zox, but as I expressed to Anne and Fraulein, was only chosen as the name because its really difficult to say "Zox sucks." Try it! You must say "Zox fucking sucks."

And the band played on. To be honest, they were okay. And ska. And until about three days before Saturday, I could not remember their name. I do now though. The Schmelter and Uday Pulaski crowd surfed. Most everyone's shirt was ruined. We made our way back to Penn Station, passing a VERY nice Home Depot and parted ways.

On the train, which was PAHRAISE the ---- not a party train, the people sitting next to me talked about "that guy who kept saying fingerfuck." And other people sitting near me said "the best part of that really terrible, antisemitic (?) show was Insatiable." The person who said this was totes 23 and gross and moved into the basement of his parents house because he wanted to be more independent. He was gahross. And obviously Jewish (no offense Anne Frank) if he thought the concert was antisemitic, which I still don't get.

All in all, this past weekend was like mad fun. Black pussy. "Black Pussy."

Also, I just thought I should mention that the season finale of Gossip Girl was one of the greatest hours of television since the advent of light and sound. I am counting down the days until new episodes of Gossip Girl are back on.