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[Uday Pulaski pulls a sticker off of a water bottle]

Uday Pulaski: I love sticky things.
Produce Pete: I don't. Actually, I HATE them.
Id A: That's a lie.
Produce Pete: Well. there is ONE thing.
Id A: Really, is it my cum-covered penis?
Produce Pete: Actually, maple syrup.
Uday Pulaski: [...]
Produce Pete: [...]
Id A: [...]

GREAT NIGHT! Made even better by Cuban Jesus.