Friday, August 10, 2007

Id A Has a New Non-Personal Nemesis

In that I have never actually met this person, but we are foes. This person joins the ranks of Tom Cruise, Michelle Malkin (Google it!) and Carlos Mencia (we get it, "beaners")

Congratulations Kelly Anne from the Real World: Sydney (yeah, I saw it,) you are a shithead! You may be hot even though you probably did a lot of terrible things with your mouth in high school so that guys would like you and then you convinced yourself all the other girls were just jealous of you because you had lost your virginity to a senior when you were a freshman because you blossomed earlier than all the rest of them who still had their "promise rings" on in the Texas high school where football was really important but you weren't a cheerleader because you're too indifferent to care about anything other than yourself except for, and I'm only guessing here, "hooking up." You probably also say "I just don't get why she doesnt like me, y'know?" ALOT.

Also, just from one episode I can tell you are a racist. Am I right Parisa/the-girl-who-is-way-too-smart-for-this-show? Not a racist like where you hate but are kind of just distrustful of anybody who is not white.

Also, you are from Texas, my undoubtedly least favorite state.

Lastly, you seem like type of person who thinks they should be liked by everyone.

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