So yeah, yesterday was the annual summer Owns Me (or: the paper) meeting and let me just say it would have been a total "SHITFEST '07" had it not been for standing outside in the rain with Royale With Cheese and V.I. Melanin who was sporting a new messenger bag that he totally bought from a Hollister-type (read: Banana Republic) store.
Id A: Do I have to get to know the underlings' names or can I just assign them numbers? (Ed. note: Like in a concentration camp.)
V.I. Melanin: I know, we're so much better than they.
This little snippet of conversation pretty much sums up my friendship with V.I. Melanin. Because, he brings that side out in me. Also, it is, for the most part, true. Especially if they can't hear us talking about "them."
Also, this little gem which was overheard during dinner:
V.I. Melanin: WE'RE NOT DEBATING, WE'RE GENERATING DISCOURSE!
One more year left, better cram my obnoxiousness and bigotry all in before college.*
*I know, RIGHT!
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