Samesies Sex Marriage

Let's recap the night of August 17, 2007, shall we...

Id A needed food.

(Welcome to Camry)

Uday (You Mention Me A Lot) Pulaski needed green tea because he's only drinking green tea and water. (Sidebar: Id A has only had water for the past month.)

Produce (You Need To Mention Me More) Pete needed a belt. I literally gave him the one I was wearing because I AM SUCH A GOOD FRIEND.

Johnny and Gio needed "some shit to get fuckin' hammahed, ya know?". Id A then imagined the lives they share because it looked like they were on a date since they were both sitting the backseat of a car alone and we didn't see them with anyone else the rest of the night. They also didn't like us because Produce Pete caved to Uday's and Id's peer pressure and put his brights on them in the "fuggin' pahking lawt." They are my new best friends. Uday will probably bump into them in Montreal (where Id A wants a t-shirt from) because Johnny and Gio want to celebrate their love the way a "conventional" couple does by getting married. We almost sat next to them at....

Superbad which needed nothing. It was awesome.

FRIENDLY'S!!! (Story about Nipple Rings to be told at a later date.)

Sexual tension. Like, more than you would think.

Id A demanded to know who "Number One" is. Seriously, I'm number two?(!)

That was pretty much it. But more shit happened.

P.S. Id A has no idea why the time stamps on every post are off by like at least three hours ALWAYS.